When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” ~ Jack Lemmon “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.“A theory that you can’t explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.” ~ Ernest Rutherford.

“You know you’re in trouble, when the bartender cries.” ~ Michael Peterson.“Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close?” ~ Richard Thompson.No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.” ~ Jim Bishop “A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic.“Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows.” ~ James Crumley, Bartender quotes life.“You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name - and you’ve never been to that bar before.” ~ Zach Galifianakis.Was the drink recipe for seduction one shot charm and two shots self-deception, shaken, not stirred?” ~ Karen Marie Moning “By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.” ~ Don Marquis.Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield Among this limited group of humanitarians I would number teachers, nurses, bookstore owners, and bartenders.” ~ Jack McDevitt “There are few professions whose primary objective is to advance the cause of humanity rather than simply to make money or accrue power.

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” ~ Oscar Wilde.

Then they would really be educated.” ~ Al McGuire

“I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” ~ Humphrey Bogart.

“The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer.” ~ Harry Gordon Johnson.

“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.” ~ Albert Einstein.

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